- Roz, who's on the line? - On line one, we have Holden Thorpe.
- Go ahead, caller. - Crane? Thorpe.
- Let me ask you, are you married? - Divorced.
- Did you ever serve in the military? - l have congenitally weak ankles.
l see. So a guy like you - unmarried, didn't serve his country -
criticizes a patriotic family man who fought in the battle of Grenada.
- l went in on the first wave. - On a surfboard, l suppose.
When the likes of you are off the radio,
America will be a nice, friendly place to live again.
You've said your piece; now listen to mine.
Hang up, will you? You may not listen, but Seattle will hear me out.
They won't. The show ended five seconds ago.
- Who's next? - Vic from Seattle on line three.
- Hello, Vic. l'm listening. - Hi. Thanks for taking my call.
- l'm a little nervous. - Just relax, Vic.
- l'm listening. - l have a problem with women.
Frasier, Madeline's on line one.
Dr Crane?
Vic, something's come up in the booth.
l'll have to turn you over to my capable producer.
Madeline, hi! Thanks for calling.
No, it's OK. l'm off the air now.
So, Vic, what's your problem with women?
l don't know. l have a good job, a good personality, l think.
l made more money as a model, but l'm doing OK at the law firm.
Tell me more.
- Who's our first caller? - Linda, calling from a car phone.
Hello, Linda. l'm listening.
My husband and l are in the middle of a fight.
We're on our way to the Antique Mart.
We're lost, but he won't stop and ask for directions.
Yes, this is a common source of friction among couples.
Some men need to be in control. They see asking for help as weakness.
Everybody knows that. l called to ask
how we get to the Antique Mart from Cherokee and 1 4th Street.
l don't need directions! l know where l am!
We're lost, Walter. Face it, we're lost.
This isn't normally the kind of advice l give,
but let me see. l've lived in Seattle most of my life.
- l have a map right here. - No, thanks, l don't need any help.
Dr Crane, there's this man l'd like to go out with,
but he's 40 and he's never been married.
Does that mean something?
lt could mean he has a fear of commitment
or it could mean he's just been lucky.
Marie, that was a joke.
Did l mention l'm calling from a payphone?
All right, Marie, l would say,
give him a shot, but l'd keep that caution bulb lit.
Thank you.
Hello. l'm listening.
Hi, Dr Crane. My name is Francesca. l'm calling about my boyfriend.
He says he loves me,
but l'm afraid l'll get home one day and he won't be there.
lt probably stems from my childhood when my father left us.
Francesca, you are suffering from a fear of abandonment,
but l'm here for you.
Thank you. l'm always so afraid
the people l count on will just disappear and l'll...
Sorry.